By entering your digits and using our site, you’re agreeing to receive a steady stream of sarcastic, snarky, and occasionally savage text messages. If you’re easily offended, you might want to hit the back button—like, now.
By using this site or signing up, you confirm you’re 18 years old or older. If you’re not, take your underage ass somewhere else—this isn’t the playground.
You’re giving us the green light to text you. No complaints about "Who’s this?" or "Why are you texting me?" You asked for it, remember?
All content and materials available on the services including but not limited to text, graphics, logos, icons, images, audio clips, video clips, and software—are our property or that of our licensors and are protected by copyright, trademark, and other intellectual property laws. Don’t even think about using, reproducing, distributing, or creating derivative works from our content without our written permission. That’s stealing, and we don’t take kindly to thieves.
Your digits are safe with us. We promise not to sell your number to sketchy telemarketers or that weird guy from the corner store. Your phone might get a little sassier, but your info stays secure. For details, check out our Privacy Policy on our website.
By signing up, you agree not to whine about the content. If a fortune hits too close to home, well, maybe it was meant to be. Tough love, bitch.
You agree to use the Services only for lawful purposes. No illegal shit, no restricting others’ enjoyment, and definitely no impersonating us, our employees, or anyone else. Violate these rules, and you’ll wish you hadn’t.
To the fullest extent permitted by law, Sassy Fortunes and its affiliates, officers, directors, employees, agents, and licensors are not responsible for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages—including but not limited to loss of profits, data, use, goodwill, or other intangible losses—resulting from:
The Services are provided "as-is" and "as available." We make no promises about them being uninterrupted, error-free, or secure. In short, use at your own risk, bitch.
If you ever decide you’re too fragile for our brand of snark, you can bail out anytime. Just text us the word "STOP" (no need to cry, we won’t take it personally). But let’s be real, why would you want to leave the fun?
We reserve the right to modify these Terms at any time. Any changes will be effective immediately upon posting the revised Terms on our website. Your continued use of the Services following the posting of changes constitutes your acceptance of such changes. So, stay tuned and don’t act surprised if things shift.
You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless Sassy Fortunes and its affiliates, officers, directors, employees, agents, and licensors from and against any claims, liabilities, damages, judgments, awards, losses, costs, expenses, or fees (including reasonable attorneys' fees) arising out of or relating to your violation of these Terms or your use of the Services.
By using our Services, you acknowledge that you’ve read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms. Play nice and don’t test the limits. Violate these terms, and you might find yourself under the spell of bad JuJu. Our JuJu Orb doesn't mess around—so tread carefully!