Privacy Policy

Effective 8/17/2024

Information Collection

Alright, here’s the deal: We might collect some info about you (name, email address, phone number, mailing address, and whatever else you decide to share with us when you sign up or reach out). We also might grab some data from third-party sources like public databases, social media platforms (yep, Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn, Twitter, and the like), and other data providers because, well, that’s how the internet works.

What do we do with your precious info? We use it to:

• Create and manage your account because you obviously want the sassy fortunes and shit.
• Process transactions and send related info—no one likes being left in the dark.
• Provide customer support (because even smartasses need help sometimes).
• Improve our website’s functionality and make your experience less of a pain in the ass.
• Send you updates, newsletters, and promotions, because who doesn’t love a good deal?
• Respond to your inquiries and requests, like the good little helpers we are.
• Tailor our marketing efforts and send you personalized offers that might make you actually care.
• Comply with legal obligations and protect our asses (and yours too).

Data Sharing and Disclosure

We don’t sell, trade, or otherwise hand over your personal info to outsiders, except in these cases:

• Service Providers: We might share your info with trusted third-party service providers who help us run this circus. But don’t worry—they have to keep your info locked down and hush-hush.
• Legal Requirements: If the law comes knocking, we might have to spill the beans. That means your info could end up in front of a court or government agency if they ask nicely (or forcefully).
• Business Transfers: If we ever merge, get acquired, or sell off all our cool stuff, your info might tag along to the new company. It’s just business, baby.

Security

We take security seriously—like, “nobody’s getting past us” seriously. But let’s be real, no method of transmission over the internet or electronic storage is 100% foolproof. We do our best to protect your info, but we can’t make any pinky promises that it’ll be completely secure. Just know we’re on it.

Your Rights

Here’s what you can do with your data:

• Access Your Data: Ask for a copy of the personal data we have on you. We’re not hiding anything.
• Correct Your Data: Tell us if we got something wrong, and we’ll fix it.
• Delete Your Data: Request to have your data deleted, but keep in mind there might be some legal mumbo-jumbo that stops us from wiping it all out.
• Opt-Out: Had enough? You can opt out of receiving promotional stuff by hitting that “unsubscribe” link in our emails or just by contacting us directly. We won’t cry, promise.

Links to Other Sites

Our website might have links to other sites that aren’t ours. If you click on them, just remember: we don’t control those sites, and we’re not responsible for their shady privacy practices. Click at your own risk.

Changes to this Privacy Policy

We might update this Privacy Policy from time to time. If we do, we’ll post the changes on this page with a shiny new "Effective Date." We suggest you check back occasionally to stay in the loop—no one likes surprises, right?

Contact Us

Got questions or concerns about our Privacy Policy? Drop us a line at sassyfortunes404@gmail.com. We don’t bite (unless you ask nicely).

Phone Number & Text Messages

By giving us your digits, you’re consenting to receive text messages (SMS) from us. Here’s the deal on why and how we use your phone number:

• Purpose of Collection: We’ll use your phone number to send you those snarky fortunes, giveaways, important updates, and maybe the occasional promotional offer that might make you chuckle.
• Frequency: How often we text you depends on how much you interact with our services and how sassy we’re feeling that day.
• Opt-Out: If you ever get tired of our texts, just reply "STOP" to any message. We’ll miss you, but we’ll respect your decision. You can also contact us directly to be removed from our SMS list.
• Standard Rates Apply: Depending on your mobile carrier’s plan, message and data rates might apply. Don’t blame us if your phone bill goes up—it’s on you.
• Privacy: We value your privacy, so we won’t share your number with anyone who doesn’t need it to provide our services or unless the law says we have to. For the full scoop on how we protect your info, check out our Privacy Policy above.

If you’ve got any questions or concerns about receiving text messages from us, hit us up at sassyfortunes404@gmail.com.